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Tiny | Teeny | Totally Jooicy 🍼
Dress baby’s first sips… er, steps… in style with this ultra-soft, short‑sleeve onesie! Adorned with the iconic “get tit-faced” slogan on front and small Jooicy Tits Vodka logo on back, it’s the cutest way to introduce a little one to big family fun—responsibly, of course.
Crafted from 100% ring‑spun combed cotton (or a cozy cotton-poly blend in heather colors), it’s soft on delicate skin, breathable, and perfect for all-day play. Designed for easy changes, it features an envelope neckline and three-snap leg closures—so even the wildest wiggles are a breeze.
Why it's absolutely adorable:
Gentle, stretchable envelope neck = easy on & off, even for wiggle monsters
Three-snap closure = no-fuss diaper duty
Sweet little logo = mini‑me vibes with maximum cuteness
Whether lounging at home, visiting the pool, or firing up the BBQ, this one‑piece ensures baby’s first wardrobe is just as laid-back—and fun—as the rest of the crew.
• 100% ring-spun combed cotton
• Heather colors are 52% ring-spun combed cotton and 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 3.9 oz/y² (132.2 g/m²)
• Side-seamed construction
• Envelope neckline
• Three-snap leg closure
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Tiny | Teeny | Totally Jooicy 🍼
Dress baby’s first sips… er, steps… in style with this ultra-soft, short‑sleeve onesie! Adorned with the iconic “get tit-faced” slogan on front and small Jooicy Tits Vodka logo on back, it’s the cutest way to introduce a little one to big family fun—responsibly, of course.
Crafted from 100% ring‑spun combed cotton (or a cozy cotton-poly blend in heather colors), it’s soft on delicate skin, breathable, and perfect for all-day play. Designed for easy changes, it features an envelope neckline and three-snap leg closures—so even the wildest wiggles are a breeze.
Why it's absolutely adorable:
Gentle, stretchable envelope neck = easy on & off, even for wiggle monsters
Three-snap closure = no-fuss diaper duty
Sweet little logo = mini‑me vibes with maximum cuteness
Whether lounging at home, visiting the pool, or firing up the BBQ, this one‑piece ensures baby’s first wardrobe is just as laid-back—and fun—as the rest of the crew.
• 100% ring-spun combed cotton
• Heather colors are 52% ring-spun combed cotton and 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 3.9 oz/y² (132.2 g/m²)
• Side-seamed construction
• Envelope neckline
• Three-snap leg closure
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Tiny | Teeny | Totally Jooicy 🍼
Dress baby’s first sips… er, steps… in style with this ultra-soft, short‑sleeve onesie! Adorned with the iconic “get tit-faced” slogan on front and small Jooicy Tits Vodka logo on back, it’s the cutest way to introduce a little one to big family fun—responsibly, of course.
Crafted from 100% ring‑spun combed cotton (or a cozy cotton-poly blend in heather colors), it’s soft on delicate skin, breathable, and perfect for all-day play. Designed for easy changes, it features an envelope neckline and three-snap leg closures—so even the wildest wiggles are a breeze.
Why it's absolutely adorable:
Gentle, stretchable envelope neck = easy on & off, even for wiggle monsters
Three-snap closure = no-fuss diaper duty
Sweet little logo = mini‑me vibes with maximum cuteness
Whether lounging at home, visiting the pool, or firing up the BBQ, this one‑piece ensures baby’s first wardrobe is just as laid-back—and fun—as the rest of the crew.
• 100% ring-spun combed cotton
• Heather colors are 52% ring-spun combed cotton and 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 3.9 oz/y² (132.2 g/m²)
• Side-seamed construction
• Envelope neckline
• Three-snap leg closure
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!