Party Crab towel
He’s got claws, class, and a cocktail in each.
Meet your new beachside bestie: the ultimate party crab who doesn’t show up empty-clawed. One claw’s gripping an espresso martini, the other’s holding a bottle of Jooicy Tits Vodka — because this crustacean came to rage responsibly.
Perfect for pool days, boat days, or blackout brunches, this towel brings the energy (and the drip). Oversized, ultra-soft, and full of bad decisions waiting to happen.
Shell yeah, it’s time to lay out, turn up, and towel off with the baddest crab on the coast.
• Fabric composition in the US: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric composition in EU: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight in the US: 10.6 oz./yd.² (360 g/m²)
• Fabric weight in EU: 11.8 oz./yd.² (400 g/m²)
• Size: 30″ × 60″ × 0.28″ (76 × 152 × 0.7 cm)
• Printed on one side only
• The non-printed side is made of terry fabric, making the towel more water-absorbent
• Blank product sourced from China
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
He’s got claws, class, and a cocktail in each.
Meet your new beachside bestie: the ultimate party crab who doesn’t show up empty-clawed. One claw’s gripping an espresso martini, the other’s holding a bottle of Jooicy Tits Vodka — because this crustacean came to rage responsibly.
Perfect for pool days, boat days, or blackout brunches, this towel brings the energy (and the drip). Oversized, ultra-soft, and full of bad decisions waiting to happen.
Shell yeah, it’s time to lay out, turn up, and towel off with the baddest crab on the coast.
• Fabric composition in the US: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric composition in EU: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight in the US: 10.6 oz./yd.² (360 g/m²)
• Fabric weight in EU: 11.8 oz./yd.² (400 g/m²)
• Size: 30″ × 60″ × 0.28″ (76 × 152 × 0.7 cm)
• Printed on one side only
• The non-printed side is made of terry fabric, making the towel more water-absorbent
• Blank product sourced from China
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
He’s got claws, class, and a cocktail in each.
Meet your new beachside bestie: the ultimate party crab who doesn’t show up empty-clawed. One claw’s gripping an espresso martini, the other’s holding a bottle of Jooicy Tits Vodka — because this crustacean came to rage responsibly.
Perfect for pool days, boat days, or blackout brunches, this towel brings the energy (and the drip). Oversized, ultra-soft, and full of bad decisions waiting to happen.
Shell yeah, it’s time to lay out, turn up, and towel off with the baddest crab on the coast.
• Fabric composition in the US: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric composition in EU: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight in the US: 10.6 oz./yd.² (360 g/m²)
• Fabric weight in EU: 11.8 oz./yd.² (400 g/m²)
• Size: 30″ × 60″ × 0.28″ (76 × 152 × 0.7 cm)
• Printed on one side only
• The non-printed side is made of terry fabric, making the towel more water-absorbent
• Blank product sourced from China
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!