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Drip dry, but make it dirty. 💦🍸
This isn’t just a towel — it’s your flirty, thirsty sidekick for every pool day, beach trip, or vodka-fueled adventure. One side shows off our bold, Jooicy Tits Vodka logo in all its glory, while the other is soft terry that’s ready to soak up everything but your vibe.
Made from a dreamy cotton/poly blend, it’s lightweight, quick-drying, and impossible to miss — just like you.
Perfect for:
Poolside posing
Beach day flirting
Martini-fueled mischief
Warning: May cause double takes, towel theft, and impromptu photo ops.
Stay juicy. Stay naughty. Stay dry-ish.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Drip dry, but make it dirty. 💦🍸
This isn’t just a towel — it’s your flirty, thirsty sidekick for every pool day, beach trip, or vodka-fueled adventure. One side shows off our bold, Jooicy Tits Vodka logo in all its glory, while the other is soft terry that’s ready to soak up everything but your vibe.
Made from a dreamy cotton/poly blend, it’s lightweight, quick-drying, and impossible to miss — just like you.
Perfect for:
Poolside posing
Beach day flirting
Martini-fueled mischief
Warning: May cause double takes, towel theft, and impromptu photo ops.
Stay juicy. Stay naughty. Stay dry-ish.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!